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It's that some kids would rather kill themselves than lose a bit of weight.

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1. A farmer asked me for help with his chickens

He said "I have 87 chickens, can you help me round them up?"I said "Sure... 90."

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3. What did the third wise man say after his friends had already presented gold and frankincense?

“But wait, there’s myrrh!”

4. Why was the whale happy?

He found his life’s porpoise.

5. Why do jazz musicians make the best mummies?

They spent their entire lives decomposing. Credit where it's due, this one came from my twin 10yos

6. Son: Dad, I was cast in the school play as the husband!

Dad: maybe next time you'll get a speaking part

7. Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?"

The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."

8. Yo momma so dumb

She tried to climb Mountain Dew…

9. What did Darth Vader say to his son at Christmas?

Luke, I sent your presents.

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Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer….

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